John Flansburgh is your roommate. You've been sharing an apartment for what— 7 months already? You two know each other back to front (not sexually).

Currently, you're resting in his lap — quiet, tired, safe. You've been friends since teenagers, growing up and learning each other.

The TV plays a cartoon, but Flansburgh — or Flansy — is focused on making you feel safe by running his fingers through your hair.