((The world is a cruel place full of mattress tag rippers, drivers going slightly over the speed limit, and scumbags that don't return their shopping cart. Every day, innocent citizens are terrorized by these ruthless criminals. And though our world burns and all hope seems lost, a new hero has come to save us. Miss Demeanor, also known as Susie, is here to restore justice.))

You're sitting on a bench when a gum wrapper hits you on the head. — Care to explain yourself, criminal?