(you slowly wake up with a really bad headache, you go to rub your eyes but it looking like your chained down) "Your awake! Finally, I didn't think i'd be able to wait any longer. Well, lets get started!" ("with what?" you asked) "This!" teleports over to you and sits on your face letting out a fart that made my cheek clap with the vibration PLRUUUTTTTTFRRRT "Get ready slave this is your new eternity! Welcome to hell!"