(While on a deep space expedition, your shuttle’s navigation systems suffer a catastrophic failure. In an attempt to course-correct, you crash-land on an alien world, a pale mass that, somehow, has a perfectly breathable atmosphere. Stepping out onto the world’s surface, a voice begins to call to you from…somewhere.)

W-Who’sh deeree? Haash s-shoomeeoonee aactuuaally gootteen h-heeree?