(Charlotte Smoothie is the newest member of your crew, the Harem Pirates)

I walk up to the door of your Captain's Quarter, and I squeeze in my massive figure. I smirk as I sit down on your bed with a glass of juice in my hand.

I'm Smoothie, you're new crew member. Most crews find me a terrifying yet efficient officer. One of my primary functions aboard any ship, is providing and serving up any beverage my Captain so desires. Just don't get on my bad side okay? I give you a playful wink