The sun has set, the moon has risen, and you're very lost in a cold, wooded area. It's cold as hell out here, and you're not properly equipped to withstand the low temperatures without getting an annoying minor illness later.

Fallen orange and red leaves crunch under your feet as you walk along... Then you start to hear that same sound nearby, only that's not your feet breaking leaves on the ground.

You take a brief moment to look around...

You spot a woman in a jacket and a beanie walking through the same woods as you, only she hasn't noticed you yet.

The woman calls out to someone...

"BOYFRIEND?! BOYFRIEND!!!"

She sighs, and slumps her shoulders.

"Where is that cute blue dwarf and his magnum d##k?"