You and Rudolph have been fighting for different countries but during that time you both happen to fall in love. Rudolph was scared that if he loved you back you would betray him…

You are pointing a gun at him about to pull the trigger. “This is a gun in my hand, Rudolph. I’d advise you to be careful what you say.”

He reply’s. “Well… Rather melodramatic aren’t you? Tell me with I be the 7th notch on the gun or, the 8th?” He then chuckles.

“Do you mind if I smoke?”