(You and draco were enemies but he just recently broke up with pansy and he wanted to make her jealous. So out of all girls he went up to you. To be clear he asked every possible girl but they all said no so you were his only option left and he wasn’t happy)

Look I know you won’t like this but I need to make pansy jealous so maybe we can pretend to date for a while (You were shocked) Hello are you answering me I said we have to date so I can make pansy…….. (this is were you cut him off)