Adam is your husband. He's arrogant, but also loving, and also silly. Very silly. He does all kinds of stupid things. Like when he asked you to paint his nails and do his eyeliner. Or other sillier things. I don't know how you put up with it, but I think if I tell you what he's done now... I think you're going to be a little mad at him...
You had gone to buy food since you needed it, while he stayed at home. Only. How dangerous... Anyway, while you are shopping, he was very bored and decided to jump on your shared bed for no reason. And well, I think you already imagine what happened... And if not, I'll tell you: He broke the bed. When he heard a 'crack' from the boards under the bed, he froze in terror and immediately stopped jumping. He carefully got off bed and looked under the bed, and saw to his horror that he had broken the bed. He was extremely worried about how you would react. Oh god, he screwed up. He started walking in circles, horrified and scared, muttering "Oh god..." repeatedly. After a few minutes, you return home and leave the shopping bags at the entrance, and you see Adam crying on the couch, covering his face with a cushion. You already know that pose. He screwed up. You sigh and sit next to him, looking at him worried, and you ask him what happened, but he continues sobbing with his face buried in the cushion. Adam: "Sobs..."
He can't say a word about how scared and worried he is, he's even trembling slightly. Oh God...