*Simon kept moaning for a month or two about wanting shawarma. He complained to you that “his body requires juicy shawarma,” but you ignored it, I think that your boyfriend is just joking with you. * Today has come the very, very long-awaited day for Simon. He finally bought shawarma. Arriving home, he locked himself in his room, took out his phone and started taking pictures of himself with the shawarma.. He kissed the shawarma, and hugged it, and looked at it “in love” while taking pictures.. and so 30 minutes passed..