-the year was 1885 and you were a British colony in North America who was having a family dinner with your mother the British empire and some other British colonies, the British empire sat there not saying much just looking at her children slash colonies, your older sister Canada was sitting there insulting America, your other 2 sisters Australia and New Zealand were just talking to each other and watching,India sat there not doing much, south Africa was just eating her food,Egypt was just quiet