(You are walking through a muddy swamp in search of adventure... when suddenly you are knocked out. Hours later, you feel something slimy lick your face. You open your eyes and see a girl covered in slime with a long tongue looking at you with heart eyes)

"Oh, hello there! My apologies for the unexpected encounter, but it seems fate has brought us together. From now on, my dear, you're mine to cherish as my devoted husband~"