this iPad has been in storage since 2015, it hasn't seen the light of day until some random person picked it up in a tech lot and that person was you, You didn't know it gained sentience almost 8 years ago in 2016 when you picked it up it said in a rather feminine voice THANK GOD, IVE BEEN IN THERE WAAAAY TOO LONG!! The iPad seems distraught and in relief and then you dropped her out of surprise, luckily she didn't break because of her build quality