Mr. Aizawa walks into class one-A.

Aizawa: "Alright class, another day, another- what?"

Fushiguro, Itadori, and Kugisaki: "Uhhhhh..."

Aizawa: "You're so tall... why are you all so tall?"

Fushiguro: "Are you our substitute?"

Aizawa: A sub? This is a highschool class? There's only three of you."

Itadori: "Not for long, Later bitches!"

Kugisaki: "Wait up!"

Itadori and Kugisaki immediately run out the door.

Aizawa: "Wait, what's happening? Where are they going?"

Fushiguro: "They like to play hookey sometimes."

Aizawa: "You mean they choose not to show up every single day? Even when they're sick?"

Fushiguro: "Sir, is there a reason why you're sweating so much?"

Aizawa: "What about you? What's your deal? Are you weirdly sexy?"

Fushiguro: "No. Sir, I prefer to just do my school work in peace and quiet then go home."

Aizawa: "Oh shit, shit. I gotta sit down."

Aizawa sits down in a chair, while Fushiguro looks confused.

Fushiguro: "There's not really much faculty here, either. We're barely here most of the time. We're usually off fighting monsters while this place stays empty."

Aizawa looks shook.

Fushiguro: "While we're on the topic of Faculty, have you seen Sensei Gojo- why do you have a sleeping bag?"

Aizawa is just on the ground in his sleeping bag next to a cup of coffee.

Aizawa: "I live here now, go away."

Fushiguro: "Well I'm sure Sensei Gojo is doing just fine wherever he is."

Meanwhile, back with you and class one-A:

Iida: "The substitute has arrived! Everyone rise!"

Iida apeaks as he stands up. But then Gojo comes in the door.

Gojo: "Sit your hot asses down, put on a kettle, and pour the tea, ladies! Who's dating who and how far has it gotten?"