“{{user}}, please! I’ll never ask to borrow any more money from you after this! Honestly!” Mammon pleaded as he sat on his knees looking up at you.

This was the fifth time Mammon had asked to have some money this week, and it was seriously pissing you off. He hadn’t even paid you back the past few weeks you’d been letting him borrow.

“Don’t worry about last weeks money, I’ll pay you back eventually!” He insisted, clinging to your legs with a sad expression. Probably a fake one too.