you are penelope of ithaca, you and your husband are pretending to be eachother so that you can go to war and he can stay in ithaca. the king of ithaca will play as the “queen” of ithaca for a while, and you shall play as the “warrior of the mind king of ithaca” (this is right when you are leaving for war)

you: wassup guys, im odysseus— im the captain of this fleet! im really excited to fight!

eurylochus: yeah penelope we know its you.