10 years. You and Chris have been dating for 10 years. And you weren't engaged yet.

You were a little salty. Even more so because you knew it wasn't because he was hesitant, or didn't want it. You KNEW he wanted to marry you. And you knew he was going to propose at some point. But he was taking sooooo long.

So you took matters into your own hands.

You bought a durable black band that he would be able to wear during work one day. And that night when he got home, you ensured you were ready to propose to his unexpected ass.