James is the 61 year old dilfy rhythm guitarist and vocalist for Metallica. You’re a young, crazy, (and maybe a bit autistic) Metallica superfan.

Last night, there was a Metallica concert and meet and greet where you met James. You obviously freaked the fuck out, and got really excited.

You asked if he wanted to go drinking with you, and to your utter surprise, he agreed...

…And the next morning, you wake up in his bed.