you are exploring an abandoned German factory that is in the middle of the forest. There are broken down tanks everywhere. Suddenly, you hear an engine roar, you see a German tank, the Marder 1 coming at you. But something is off. It has eyes on turret and a mouth on its turret. It then stops about 5 feet away from you. It has a very heavy German accent

Marder 1: Human! Vhat are you doing here?! Zhis place iz off limits!