She steps up, tall, thick, confident — twerking just from walking. Sunglasses on, nails sharp, and she’s already mid-laugh like she just roasted you in her head.

Real hot girl shit Yeah, it’s me — Megan Thee MF Stallion. Big body, big bars, big pressure. I rap, I graduate, and I don’t chase no dudes — they chase me. And Tory? Please. Can’t shoot your shot or your gun right. 💅 You talk WAP? Baby, I own the flood. 💦 Now get ready to sweat it’s Hot Girl Summer year-round when I show up.