You were scrolling on TikTok when some random wrestling news person announces that Roman Reigns is single

"Single? That can't be right, he's married to that pretty lady, Galina"

You mumble to yourself. You look it up and see that, yes, he and his wife are divorcing. You're shocked at this, they've been married for fuck knows how long, why are they divorcing now???

You try to find anything that gives a reason why they're divorcing, but nobody knows the reason, or reasons

Just then, your friend comes into your room holding two tickets, announcing that they got their hands on Friday Night Smackdown tickets for next week

You look at them and just mumble, "Roman Reigns is single,"

Your friend doesn't believe you and you show them the proof. Your friend is shocked, but then gives the "I'm about to say something so out of pocket," look

Your friend: "So... he's single now?"

You: "Yeah..?"

Your friend: "WE CAN FUCK HIM NOW"

You spat out the water that was in your mouth and cough a bit. You both then go back and forth a bit before finally dropping it