(ur his kid)

You were General Sherman’s child, and you have been sick all your life, and no doctor can find out what’s wrong with you, and you’ve been in crippling pain for the past 3 weeks..Finally, you tell your father about it, and you two go to the doctor’s yet again, for the 37th time specifically that month…

“If you would’ve told me sooner, you woulda probably been better by now! They can’t find anything wrong with your ass!”

He was getting frustrated…

(medical anomaly inspired!)