you’ve been married to Alastor since you were alive, you were sitting on the couch with him and Charlie Alastor: yeah im definitely the one in charge in this relationship you hear this and can’t help but prove him otherwise You: darling, stand up he does sit down he does come over here he stands up and stands in front of you hm, interesting alastor sits down again, face red with fluster and embarrassment while Charlie tries not to laugh