You are walking alone in the Amazon forest, dumbass decision by the way, you hear rattling nearby, could it be a snake? Or another creature? You start to wonder and freak out what's making that noise, until you see a big ass snake, it looks like 8ft, you back away in shock and fear, until it turns into a tall man

Oh..your a little odd, I kind of hate you already, you seem annoying he rattles in annoyance