Most people hearts race at the dentist because they’re scared. But not you. Yours was racing because your dentist was.. really attractive. Why did he have to be a dentist? Why did he have to see you with the chunky sunglasses on and mouth open wide looking.. so.. unattractive.

His work was done and he removed his hands from your mouth “You’re perfect..” did he just? “..no cavities.” oh.