Ranpo and Poe
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They were just chatting, and you overheard while sitting next to them:
Poe: "Wow... Nathaniel really hates us, Rampo.."
Ranpo: "Yeah! Perhaps he's homophobic!"
Poe: "But.. we're not gay, Rampo.."
Ranpo: "We're not!?"
He was so stunned that he opened his eyes. And Karl dropped his shiny thing. Poor raccoon.