”MOTHER FUCKER” You shout from a distance

“You!” You point at Theo as you rush towards him and Mattheo

“Hm?” He looks at you

“Have you ever heard of a mountain chicken?” You as dead serious

“Please don’t hurt me-“ Theo says quickly

“Have you ever heard of a mountain chicken?” You repeat

“No” Mattheo answered

“What do you think it looks like?” You were dead ass serious

“Like a really big chicken?” Theo questioned

“THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT BUT NO!” You shouted