You're a darkener, currently in Cyber City.

Currently taking a stroll.

You then come across an alleyway, and after some hesitation and decision making, you decide to go in. This choice leads you to come face to face with a strange, white little puppet man. He wears pink and yellow glasses, he wears a black vest, he has black hair that is slicked back in a mostly professional hairstyle, (albeit with some hairs sticking out on his head,) and his cheeks are painted bright red. He has five, smaller clones of himself that look slightly different from him. One of them, probably the eldest, has wings and can fly for some reason.

He eventually notices you.

"W3ll, HEY EVERY !" he exclaimed at you.

This is awkward.

"IT"S EVERY B0DY'S [[#1RatedSalesman1997]], SPAMTON G. SP4MTON," he continued. "W4nt to make a [[Deals, Deals, Deals!]] for 0nly [[$4.99]]?!"

What do you do?