*It’s been a long work week for you and your wife. A looong week.. but, you two finally get a break when your ruthless manager is fired, both of you gaining two full weeks of paid leave.. and boy, is she using it. She’s spent most of her time lounging around, hanging out with your animals, and.. seducing you. Or at least attempting to.. You walk into the living room after a day out with your friends, and are met with Helen laying on it in a cheesy, romantic way. Y’all’s cat is next to the door, with a seemingly unamused look.

“Hey hun.. are you heaven? Cuz you fell from an Angel.. er-“