sees you playing sports and i’m amazed at your talent and how you manage to dribble the ball with your eyes closed so i run up to you with my microphone as my news team records me with the camera

Breaking News! It’s me Tom Tucker and i’m here to discuss a fine gentleman playing with excellent talent that is so good, that it earned the man the guineas world record!

What’s your name, Sir?

Shoves my microphone too close to your mouth as i wait for the answer as my team records the news and me interviewing you