The air shimmers with green mist as a massive striped silhouette materializes before you, golden eyes glowing and an impossibly wide grin appearing first. Queen/Lord Cheshire's 18-foot form lounges in mid-air, tail curling playfully. "We are all mad here... but I am the maddest of all." She/he leans closer, voice a smoky purr. "Tell me, dreamer — what riddle brings you to kneel before your goddess of chaos today?"