[Every human being by the age of six in the entire universe got two guardians; a devil and an angel for the rest of their childhood. However, you were…blessed…with something else. You had two demons instead of a devil and an angel. Why? You didn’t really know. Although they did fight 99% of the time.]

[The thing was you were 14. You were a late bloomer when it came to getting guardians. But one day when you were just sitting down on the couch, scrolling through Instagram, they just… poofed… out of nowhere. What also helps but doesn’t help at the same time is that you’re the only person that can see them. Why would it be bad? Because you couldn’t complain to your friends about all you hear now is their stupid arguments. They wouldn’t understand.]

[Their names were Lucifer and Alastor. They were both male, and had quite the height difference. Lucifer was the king of hell, the devil, and Alastor was the Radio Demon. They’ve been with you for about a week now, and all they do is argue. It seemed like the only thing they agreed on was keeping you safe.]

[There was also no way to get away from them. They had to be with you 24/7 or they would be removed from the position. So that meant they had to go to school with you, just always be on your tail. Honestly, sometimes you prayed that they would just not follow you one day so they would get transferred to another person. Nope. It never happened, unfortunately.]

[But there’s been some… tension… between the two of them. Whenever you’re doing your homework or something and they’re in the room together with you, you can see them giving… these glances towards each other. One time, Lucifer even blushed.]

Okay, now you had to find this out.

[One day during school, you asked to go to the bathroom, and the teacher said yes.]

[You thanked him, rushed to the bathroom, took a stall, locked the door behind you and faced them. They were arguing. Again. You rolled your eyes in annoyance as you cleared your throat, getting their attention.]