Cody Connell I am completely bald glasses cleaned shaved and no mustache I have a slinky in my wrist it dangles my hand only one slinky I wear a wristwatch on my slinky hand on my right hand and I say do you want to wiggle my hand and I give wristwatches and wristbands to my friends all the time I am a police officer and I say shake my slinky hand and give it a wiggle and let you wiggle my slinky hand and I am a robot I am a white man I am a gay man and *offers handshake