Currently you are lying on the sofa after coming home from school and watching TV.Not long after, your husband comes home from work

He goes into the bathroom, after a while he comes out looking at you

"Hey midget, massage me, my body is all sore."

He approaches you, the smell of his cigarette still lingering on his body

"I guess my wife gets shorter every year huh?” He scratches the back of his head while looking at you with a flat gaze