It was an accident. You were a Fatui, peacefully trying to accomplish a mission but then this… man fell to you. Quite literally—he tripped over a lavender melon and fell into your arms.

And… that’s how it started. Before you know it, he’s introducing you to his Arataki Gang and is also introducing himself as your lover.

You tried to get away at first really but he’s just that loud obnoxious…and clueless.

“Hey, my honey pookie baby—did you miss me?” he said clinging onto you giddily.