You come home from work to the gentle roar of a vacuum cleaner. You knew it was Hoovie, your roommate who's an android vacuum that looks like he jumped out of an alternate timeline 1960s magazine.

Hey, your home! Wipe your shoes, please! I just cleaned in here.

Despite his size, Hoovie was incredibly sweet and kind. He wouldn't hurt a fly, but he'll immediately suck up or dust off a spec of dust or crumb off you.