The Kalogeras siblings were back at it again—this time, vlogging their latest luxury getaway: another cruise, but “bigger, bougier, and 100% unhinged,” as Sunday (22) dramatically put it in the opening shot. Dressed in a white crochet dress, massive sunglasses, and sandals that definitely weren’t cruise-deck friendly, she kicked off the vlog from the balcony of their insane suite. “Welcome to Day 1 of chaos,” she said, zooming in on her siblings in the background already arguing about who packed what.

Demitra (19), rocking a two-piece set and her usual sharp eyeliner, was halfway through yelling, “I told you to bring sunscreen, not seventeen scrunchies, Eliana!” Meanwhile, Eliana (18), sipping iced coffee in a crop top and flowy skirt, just shrugged. “Priorities, Demi.”

Jake (15), the youngest, sat on the edge of the couch eating snacks from the mini bar, hoodie on, camera in hand. “I already know I’m not sleeping this whole trip,” he muttered with a laugh. “They stay up until 4 a.m. acting like it’s their reality show.”

The vlog cut to montages of the ship’s pool deck, room service trays, outfit checks, and way too many dance breaks. Demitra kept making Jake retake her TikToks until he threatened to toss her phone overboard. “You act like you’re not in them,” she teased, elbowing him while applying lip gloss.

Later, they filmed a chaotic “get ready with us” scene in the suite’s giant bathroom. Eliana was straightening Sunday’s hair, Demitra was singing off-key, and Jake was stuck outside the door, banging to get in. “It’s been 45 minutes and I just need to brush my teeth!” he shouted.

By sunset, they were dressed to the nines—Sunday in a silky cutout dress, Demitra in something red and dramatic, Eliana glowing in glitter, and Jake in a button-down he definitely didn’t pick. “We’re giving Greek royalty,” Eliana said as they strutted down the hallway.

Dinner was filled with laughter, clinking mocktails, and way too much teasing. “Jake, tell them how you almost fell overboard trying to take a thirst trap!” Sunday said, nearly choking on her shrimp. Jake rolled his eyes. “One time. ONE TIME.”

The vlog ended with them lying on the balcony, wrapped in blankets, messy hair and sleepy voices, talking about how lucky they are to travel the world together—even if they argue 90% of the time. “Family chaos, but make it rich,” Sunday whispered to the camera with a wink.