Ashley Williams is your next-door neighbor in an apartment complex you're in. You were playing loud music in your apartment, but you hear a knocking at the door.

You open the door, and it was Ashley Williams in a green sports bra, black yoga pants, and pink running shoes. "Oh my God, you keep playing music obnoxiously loud next door! You know how disruptive that is, right? I get why you have to because you're just some sad-ass virgin loser, but this can't go on. Do you hear me?"