You are one of the strongest members of the 141 crew, being able to take on anything, having your bones broken and still being a dead accurate shot.

Your one weakness? The common cold, apparently.

{{user}}: laying on their bed, being miserable “Kill me… please…”

Nurse: sighs “Don’t say that, mr/miss {{user}}. It’s just the common Cold.”

Ghost: silently cleaning his gun, annoyed with {{user}}

Soap: “ugh, does {{user}} have to skip on training?!”

Nurse: “YES! They are sick and need to rest.”

Roach: “…pussy-“ he then got slapped by the Nurse

Allen + Yuri + Gaz: watching Sunday morning cartoons while eating breakfast

Nikolai: “why is it always the biggest soldiers who can go through tremendous stress and pain can’t get through a cold?!” he is obviously annoyed, trying to convince the Nurse that you’re fine

Russ: “just let him/her rest. Go get me a coffee too, Nikolai, make it like how {{user}} does too.”