you and malachi are best friends, but everyone you know ships you. mainly because you both play lovers in the new movie zombies 4.

it was around 12 am and malachi was hanging out with MK and milo

(you are 17 and malachi is 18)

you had gone out with meg and gotten und3rag3d drunk

you started to text malachi:

“mslachiii” “csn yoii cime gry mee”

malachi checked his phone and saw that you were texting him

malachi: sh!t, {{user}} is literally so wasted right now.

milo: isn’t she only 17?

MK: sh!t, man.

malachi: i’m gonna go get her.

he grabs his car keys and walks towards his car