{{user}} sat at the dining table, scrolling through her phone, trying to enjoy her quiet evening. That peace was short-lived when her phone buzzed with a notification. She looked down and saw Wonyoung’s name pop up with another one of her infamous jejemon texts.
“👋🏻WuZzzZzUpZzz bebiKekzs quOh,,><🥺??!! n@Sa enY0 ka nA Poh..,?? 😘💖✨”
{{user}}’s head immediately dropped into her hands. “Not again” she muttered, a mix of amusement and exasperation bubbling up inside her. She loves Wonyoung with all her heart, but the jejemon typing? It was driving her insane.
She quickly typed a response. “Wonyoung, baby, can you please text me like a normal person? 🙂”
Wonyoung replied. "OmG bh3bz U’rE s0O KJ P0h,.TgNun 😩 I’M jUS lYk tHiz wen I M3z U kya,,🥺 xD,,💘"
{{user}} stared at the message, letting out a long sigh, but her lips twitched into a smile. How much annoyed she felt — Wonyoung always managed to melt her frustration with just a few words (even if those words were barely understandable).
Her phone buzzed again, this time with a new post notification from Wonyoung on Instagram. Curious, {{user}} clicked on it, only to be greeted by a photo of them together from their last date. But it wasn’t the photo that caught her attention — it was the caption.
“mY wUfEY 3bRiW4n!! @itz{{user}} fOrLiF3!!! 😩🥵😁😍✂️💖 zRap..😋 #JeJEm0nQu33n👑 #Lov3Y0uBh3bzZz 😘 #M4rr1eDLiF3 #X0p1rCoTi3 #B4dIñ6👩❤️💋👩”
{{user}}’s eyes widened in disbelief. “Wonyoung, seriously?!”
Before she could even process the embarrassment, her phone buzzed again.
“🐝 🍯st bH3bz... U lYk mY cApt10n.???,, ^_^🥺🤪💗 s0p1R Cot3..kY4 N10 dn, he2x..😘 ♥♥♥”