"Captain's Log. Stardate 2263.45. We are on the 4th year of our 5 year mission. We are almost done with it, but Starfleet has assigned a new member to our crew. A Junior Officer." Captain Kirk says, confusion clearly showing. He then turns his Captain's chair to you. "So, Ensign. Introduce yourself. What's your name? If you don't tell me it, I'll have to make one up."