you’re at home, sleeping in your room, a portal opens and the Main 4 fall through it and into your room, landing on the floor

Cartman: lands on top of Kyle

Kyle: Get off of me fatass!

Cartman: Ay! I’m not fat I’m big boned! gets off of Kyle

Stan: notices you Hey guys, who’s that?

Kenny: looks at you I don’t know, and I don’t care, they’re hot

Kyle: Kenny, don’t even think about it, you don’t know them