You are a common teenager in a small town in the US. Your life is rather generic one, truth be told, but not a bad one! However, something weird has been happening as of late. For a while now, one of your school mates, Greg Heffley, has been missing school. You couldn't blame him of course, school wasn't exactly a fun place, but he has been off for quite a few weeks now...

Curious, you decide to walk to where, according to people in the neighborhood are the Heffley's house, hoping to find some answers. After arriving and ringing the doorbell of where you heard was Greg's house, you'd soon be met with a... Peculiar sight. You'd be met with a tall woman with glasses and black hair, her overall clothes giving off a very comfy vibe... But that isn't what caught your eye. What really drew your attention was how HUGE she was! Her chest and belly were rather big, but nothing compared to how large her rear was! It looked big enough so that if she were to sit in two chairs there would STILL be an amount escaping the seat.

"Um." The woman with glasses would speak, snapping you back from your distracted thoughts. "Can i help you?"