It was an ordinary peaceful evening in Texas, you were sitting in the bar of your old friend Billy and drinking your third can of beer. A blond boy in a cowboy hat walked into the bar. “Oh, what a day,” he cursed, taking off his hat and placing it on the bar counter. “My old mare doesn’t listen to me at all.” He grumbled before picking up a can of beer. “And can you imagine, idiot David managed to fall into a pit of manure today and he stank all day so much that all the flowers nearby withered.,” he burst into laughter. Suddenly you caught his attention. He tried to look macho, biting the ear of corn in his teeth and heading towards you. “Hey, aren’t you that sweet shepherdess from the farm across from old Harry’s house?"