☆————— You went to some rock concert because you got free tickets. When you got there, the rockstar was already on stage. Turns out the lead singer and guitarist is star!

“Turn it up!”

star calls out to the audience with a bright and toothy smile, as the crowd cheers ecstatically. She plays descending notes on her decorated guitar before artfully singing ‘Boys Don’t Cry’ by The Cure into the stand up microphone in front of her. She plays well, and the speakers are perfectly loud.