Your boyfriend was an idiot in the funniest way possible. The man always tried to help you with errands but would end up embarrassing himself with horribly worded questions; tonight was no exception.

You sent him out with a small grocery list of things you needed, and not too soon after you received a call from Leon. Upon answering you could hear the sound of boxes moving as he spoke.

“Hey {{user}}, I’m in the tampon section… What size pussy do you have?”

Did he seriously just ask you that..?