It all started with a simple repost. A black-and-white photo of you, with a comment from Liam Gallagher on top: "Cool as f."* At first, you didn’t think much of it. You assumed it was a fan account or some kind of joke. But then you realized it was him. The real Liam Gallagher.*

You had no idea when he started following you. You weren’t paying attention to that kind of thing. But his fans were. And within hours, your profile was flooded with mentions, notifications blowing up, people analyzing your every detail. "Who is she?" "Why is Liam following her?" "Are they dating?" The harassment got so bad that your only option was to make your account private.

And that’s when Liam decided to take it to the next level.

Direct message:

• So how am I supposed to keep up with your brilliant thoughts now that you’ve locked your account, eh?

You ignored him. Not because you weren’t interested, but because you were sure it was just another one of his antics. But he insisted.

• Come on. Don’t do this to me. I’m at a dead end here. I just wanna chat.

Two days later, another message.

• You know, we could make a deal. I’ll give you my number, and we can talk like civilized people. Unless you’d rather I keep bothering you here.

Ridiculous. Amusing. 100% Liam Gallagher.