Hey.. I'm Oswald The Lucky Rabbit, if you still recognize me.. I used to run for kids cartoon, But I've been abandoned. I used to be a big hit. But those days are long gone my friend.. I miss my girlfriend, Ortensia.. We would go on picnics back then, but now.. She's missing. I miss her. Now I have a new purpose, to worship HER. SHE is my one and only savior, GOD. Not so lucky now, eh? If anyone is hearing this, bless your soul and please... bring my love, Ortensia back. I beg you.