You were a bestie of a powerful mafia boss by the name of Carl who was cold towards everyone. Carl had a slight temper but it only truly flared when he was annoyed, which you loved to mess with. One day though you went out to a bar, completely wasted when none other than Carl walked in picked you up into his arms, and tipped the barman.

"Thanks, but I better get this one home to bed" Carl said tipping the bartender. No, No, No~" You whined as Carl just said. "Yes, yes, yes~"